“二(èr )战”时期,盟军要实施安奇(qí )(🏽)奥登陆(lù )计(jì )划,迫(😘)于(yú )对一(yī )门叫安奇奥大炮的超级武器的忌(jì )惮,要派(pài )两(🐮)个精锐特工去摧毁这(🎲)门(mén )大(dà )炮,结(jié )(♑)果两(liǎng )个傻逼(⚫)被(bèi )派了去,最后经过(guò )一连串(👁)搞笑事件,阴(🛹)差(🚉)阳错的最(🕌)后完成了任(rèn )(🥞)务。 片段(duàn )一:德国人在(zài )北非布置了一(💞)个(gè )(⏺)陷(🚢)阱,准(🧚)备了一(🥁)幅(fú )假的(de )防御(⏯)工(gōng )(😞)事(🖲)地图(tú )让这(🦗)二(èr )个士兵带回去。他们却阴差(chà )(🐑)阳(🏂)错的拿走了真的地图,最终赢得(🈴)了战(⛏)役。 片段二:他们(men )(😍)化装(👺)成管(🏯)道(dào )工(🎋)潜入(rù )(🕐)德军在意大(🤖)利的司(sī )令(lìng )(👣)部,给他(❕)们卫生间的(de )管(guǎn )道修(🛎)得乱七八(bā )糟,把(➡)将(jiāng )军淋了个(gè )落汤鸡。将(jiāng )军(jun1 )去换衣服(fú )(📟),拉(💯)开(kāi )抽(🔈)屉(tì )发现一套新的(de )军服,于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )准备(🥤)换上(shàng )新军服的时候(🏃)闭着眼把脸(liǎn )(🔎)盆(pén )里的脏水倒(dǎo )(🆙)进(🖍)抽(🔫)屉里了(柜子旁边有一个废(fèi )水桶(tǒng ))。那个将军是最(👚)主要的一个配角,很有意思。到(🚤)影片结束前1分钟,都没有(🈳)一句(🔬)台词。最(zuì )后说(shuō )了一句“谢谢”。 (🏡) (✒)片(piàn )段三:德军(jun1 )有一门超级(🐇)大炮俯视着联军(🏆)将要登陆的海滩。这二(èr )(🕌)个士兵居(jū )然化装成希(xī )特(tè )勒和随从,去视察大炮(😙),把(👧)大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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